L.J. Holmes
In her many Guises.
Thursday, June 2, 2011
STYLISH BLOGGER AWARD
Stylish Blogger Award
I want to thank a wonderful author and cyber-friend, Penny Ehrenkranz for awarding my blog with the Stylish Blogger Award. Penny was the very first person to open her blog to me when I was first signed last year with Muse Publishing. Her generosity meant more to me than she can ever know. She opened the world of authors I had always held in the highest regard. Authors are, in MHO, the true celebrities in the world. Without writers, so many acknowledged celebrities would not have the words to memorize they then translate into their own rising star. Thank you so very much Penny.
I have learned during the last year that stylish does not always equate as the most popular. Popular only comes when the rest of the world realizes what some of us are on the ground floor knowing. So the seven bloggers I am about to award this honor to, may not be readily recognizable, but I promise you it is only a matter of time.
1. Ginger Simpson...you've probably already earned this award a time or two, but here it is again. http://mizging.blogspot.com/
2. Kat Holmes...yes she's my daughter, but everything I have learned about blogging comes from her...definitely stylish http://katluvr130.blogspot.com/
3. Karen Coté...new, but OMG have you seen her site? When an artist brings animation to promoting other authors, how much more stylish can it be? http://www.karencote.tv/
4. Delilah K. Stephans...she does not post often but when she does, her postings are amazing. http://delilahstephans.blogspot.com/
5. Jim Hartley...humor to me is a stunning use of style and no one other than Ginger does humor quite as well as Jim. http://teenangel.netfirms.com/
6. Larion Wills...how stylish is it to be an author with two names? http://larionmusing.blogspot.com/
7. Kay Dee Royal...Her paranormal site stretches to include many with grace, respect, and joy. That means style to me. http://www.kaydeeroyal.blogspot.com/
Now comes the tough part...telling you seven new things about me that you might find entertaining/interesting. Since I am a blogging motor-mouth, finding seven new things is going to be hard but here goes.
1. When I grew up females did not drive motorcycles...I have three brothers. They all had motorcycles. I drove motorcycles. I got some incredible stares and people would actually pull up beside me when I was on my way to college putting down the back roads on my Kawasaki in my shorts and knee length black leather boots. Yep. I stopped traffic a time or two.
2. My mother actually made my wedding gown from scratch, It was imported almost transparent white velvet. Mom was a little tipsy when she was cutting the pattern. The front was supposed to be on the fold...which means you don't cut it. Mom started cutting...realized her mistake, knew she could not import more velvet in time, not just because of time, but expense, so she took some of the imported lace left over from the sleeve material, cut it into an appliqué the right size to cover her BooBoo and actually MADE my gown stand out.
3. That same gown, when Kat was eight I cut down to make her Halloween costume. She looked so cute in it in too. (I was divorced by then.)
4. My favorite color is blue, but for some unknown reason when I turned 16 and was given my very first phone, I wanted green AND I wanted my entire room to match. Let me tell you, green is SO not my color!
5. I found out when I was in my early 20's how fast I could get up and run like lightning. I was visiting my parents in the country. There I was sitting on the couch feeding my baby son. Now my dad liked to do things such as installing his own central air, but dad always cut holes large enough to let a moose come through too. I'm feeding my son and I hear this scratching near one of the pipes, when what to my wondering eyes should appear? Not Santa, but a bat. I was up and out of the house faster than you can say "bat" with my baby screaming "There's a bat in the house," at the top of my lung. Neighbors on the other end of town heard me screeching and came running!
6. There's a pic of Kat over on the staff portion of the Muse It Up Website that has her blowing bubbles. Well, she wasn't alone. I was out there each and every time, huffing and a puffing, and sending streams of the sparkling orbs out into the tranquil darkening twilight sky. We had happy kids below us jumping around to pop them.
7. I had my first older man when I was seven. Salty was nine and he kissed me all of a sudden right there in the wheat field. I felt sooo grown up!
There you have it. Congratulations to those who won, not go and spread the joy.
Friday, May 27, 2011
LJ HOLMES PRESENTS: EARLY RELEASE FOR BAD BEHAVIOR
Freedom.

Never realized before just how

valuable it is, or how much I'd

miss it when it is all

gone.

I wear perpeutual orange and live on

Death Row. Let me assure you, this is

not a nice place to spend a day let alone the years it takes before the

Grim Reaper comes to
yank you from your

miniscule cell, and limited existence.

Twenty-four hours...that's how long each day stretches. Here on

Death Row all but

one of those hours is spent counting the pock marks in three

cement structured walls.
You all know what the fourth wall is made of...

metal bars too small for you to squeeze more than a leg between them at any given moment...

oh and it's

not encouraged that you do even THAT much.
With twenty three hours to stare at nothing but your tiny space, you quickly discover your

ears become amplifliers. If there is any movement out in the hall, your vibrating

ear hair picks it up.

That's what has me worried.

There's been a whole lot of activity going on of late. My fellow Death Row Inhabitants are being

taken from their cells at odd times, and even though I cannot see them when they get back,

they're different...really, really different.
Knowing you're facing that

lethal injection is bad enough when you have

twenty three uninterupted hours to think about it, but it's something else entirely to be taken from

your isolation, carted off somewhere beyond

the cell block door only to be returned

different. I don't want to be...

different!

Holy Hell! He's here, the

GUARD, now, demanding I put my hands through for the

shackles. It's not time for my

hour away from the cell...

I DON'T WANT TO BE DIFFERENT!

HELP! What are the

demons beyond

that door going to do to me?
Early Release For Bad Behavior,
by Kevin Hopson, cover by the amazing Muse Publishing Inc.
Cover Art Goddess,
Delilah K. Stephans, will be releasing from the
Muse It Up side of
Muse Publishing, Inc TODAY May 27, 2011
Early Release For Bad Behavior's BUY PAGE will lead you right to all the information you need to solve the mystery occuring in a place where horror is the norm, but THIS is so far beyond.
Also available are Kevin Hopson's OTHER amazing journeys into keeping you hovering by the seat of your pants stories:


At Muse Publishing we are constantly working hard to
~BUILD THE TEAM TO ACHEIVE THE DREAM~
Thank you for being a part of our ever growing, deeply honored team.
Never realized before just how
valuable it is, or how much I'd
miss it when it is all
gone.
I wear perpeutual orange and live on
Death Row. Let me assure you, this is
not a nice place to spend a day let alone the years it takes before the
Grim Reaper comes to
yank you from your
miniscule cell, and limited existence.
Twenty-four hours...that's how long each day stretches. Here on
Death Row all but
one of those hours is spent counting the pock marks in three
cement structured walls.
You all know what the fourth wall is made of...
metal bars too small for you to squeeze more than a leg between them at any given moment...
oh and it's
not encouraged that you do even THAT much.
ears become amplifliers. If there is any movement out in the hall, your vibrating
ear hair picks it up.
That's what has me worried.
There's been a whole lot of activity going on of late. My fellow Death Row Inhabitants are being
taken from their cells at odd times, and even though I cannot see them when they get back,
they're different...really, really different.
Knowing you're facing that
lethal injection is bad enough when you have
twenty three uninterupted hours to think about it, but it's something else entirely to be taken from
your isolation, carted off somewhere beyond
the cell block door only to be returned
different. I don't want to be...
different!
Holy Hell! He's here, the
GUARD, now, demanding I put my hands through for the
shackles. It's not time for my
hour away from the cell...
I DON'T WANT TO BE DIFFERENT!
HELP! What are the
demons beyond
that door going to do to me?
Early Release For Bad Behavior,
by Kevin Hopson, cover by the amazing Muse Publishing Inc.
Cover Art Goddess,
Delilah K. Stephans, will be releasing from the
Muse It Up side of
Muse Publishing, Inc TODAY May 27, 2011
Early Release For Bad Behavior's BUY PAGE will lead you right to all the information you need to solve the mystery occuring in a place where horror is the norm, but THIS is so far beyond.
Also available are Kevin Hopson's OTHER amazing journeys into keeping you hovering by the seat of your pants stories:


At Muse Publishing we are constantly working hard to
~BUILD THE TEAM TO ACHEIVE THE DREAM~
Thank you for being a part of our ever growing, deeply honored team.
Sunday, May 22, 2011
LJ HOLMES PRESENTS: A FORK IN THE ROAD
Okay, I don't believe in things

that go Bump In The Night, or reek of

FANTASY.
I mean seriously, take
Red Riding Hood. How butt ugly must her

Grandma have been for Red not to see that

wasn't her Gramma the minute she entered the cottage? Was Red's eyesight, despite being a little kid,

that bad? And if it was, why would her parents allow her to go skipping off into

the woods with a known wolf on the

prowl?
My friend Mary Compton, is a really, really

talented writer, or she would be if she'd just write about believable things. She's taken to writing
ADULT
FAIRY
TALES!
Adult Fairy Tales...yeah, she IS selling her stories, but just to mediocre
fantasy magazines. Not anywhere the

REAL world would be interested in! She gives them to me to read, but honestly,

I hide them. Can you imagine if my friends saw them? Give me a good old copy of

COMPUTERS I LONG TO

BYTE. At least if my buds see THAT magazine in my place, they won't ridicule me.
But Mary is always trying to pawn her latest story on me, forcing me to have
to cross my fingers and
lie through my teeth when she asked if I've read them. It is just sooo
exhausting.
Today I am hoping our

trip into the Country for a leisurely

picnic I'll finally convince her she needs to start writing stuff that will...well...

sell...everywhere!
Hang on a sec.

What's this? There's a fork in the road. I can just about see it through all the

dust. Don't remember this stretch looking like this, and hey!

The sun's wrong. What the

devil's going on here?
Join Jim Hartley and
Muse It Up Publishing in AUGUST 2011, when Jim's book,
A FORK IN THE ROAD, cover by the incomparable
Cover Art God,
Tiger Matthews releases with the harrowing journey Mary Compton and Phil Bennett are about to get caught up in. Like it or not,
fantasy and reality are about to collide.
Follow Jim Hartley at his
Muse It Up Author's Page, his website, and blog.
At Muse Publishing, we work every day in every way to
~BUILD THE TEAM TO ACHIEVE THE DREAM~
Thanks For Joining With our Team.
that go Bump In The Night, or reek of
FANTASY.
I mean seriously, take
Red Riding Hood. How butt ugly must her
Grandma have been for Red not to see that
wasn't her Gramma the minute she entered the cottage? Was Red's eyesight, despite being a little kid,
that bad? And if it was, why would her parents allow her to go skipping off into
the woods with a known wolf on the
prowl?
My friend Mary Compton, is a really, really
talented writer, or she would be if she'd just write about believable things. She's taken to writing
ADULT
FAIRY
TALES!
Adult Fairy Tales...yeah, she IS selling her stories, but just to mediocre
fantasy magazines. Not anywhere the
REAL world would be interested in! She gives them to me to read, but honestly,
I hide them. Can you imagine if my friends saw them? Give me a good old copy of
COMPUTERS I LONG TO
BYTE. At least if my buds see THAT magazine in my place, they won't ridicule me.
But Mary is always trying to pawn her latest story on me, forcing me to have
to cross my fingers and
lie through my teeth when she asked if I've read them. It is just sooo
exhausting.
Today I am hoping our
trip into the Country for a leisurely
picnic I'll finally convince her she needs to start writing stuff that will...well...
sell...everywhere!
Hang on a sec.
What's this? There's a fork in the road. I can just about see it through all the
dust. Don't remember this stretch looking like this, and hey!
The sun's wrong. What the
devil's going on here?
Join Jim Hartley and
Muse It Up Publishing in AUGUST 2011, when Jim's book,
A FORK IN THE ROAD, cover by the incomparable

Cover Art God,
Tiger Matthews releases with the harrowing journey Mary Compton and Phil Bennett are about to get caught up in. Like it or not,
fantasy and reality are about to collide.
Follow Jim Hartley at his
Muse It Up Author's Page, his website, and blog.
At Muse Publishing, we work every day in every way to
~BUILD THE TEAM TO ACHIEVE THE DREAM~
Thanks For Joining With our Team.
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