When you live in an idyllic,
but by its nature, quirky college town, odd things happening at the oddest moments are to be expected.
If you are going to live in such a town, it's really great to be able to share it
with your best friend...right?
My name is Amy and my best friend Susan and I are always trying to see what new bizarre endeavor we can challenge each other into participating in.
Truth is, neither of us minds delving into...
drum roll please...
Lately she and I have been following the example of Skypod here and...
...scanning the skies because,
well, please don't laugh, but we are scouring for
Unidentified Flying Objects. I know an unidentified flying object could be a kid's remote control operated helicopter made up to look like a
flying bed pan (don't laugh, we've seen one...I kid you not, and the guy that captured it turned that sucker into a really neat...
...bed pan guitar.)
But that isn't what Sue and I are seeking.
Nope, we keep our eyes up there...WAYYYY up there where no jury-rigged aeronautical
hospital commode could ever reach because WE are looking for those
little green men myth and legend have spoken about.
Now please, I see you want to snicker, but why is it everyone thinks you can only catch sight of men from
Zarn-X 9 if you are camping out near
Where's the logic in that? If outer spacemen visit this world, why would they want to spend ALL their time visiting some ridiculously boring desert, when they have all this, the rolling hills, the energy and the creativity of the college population to observe?
The answer is, they wouldn't. We have so much more to offer. So Sue and I are diligently
observing the sky, expecting the next rash of far off lights, to be a signal that our long awaited encounter with the Zarn-X 9-ers to happen any moment now.
Alas, though, maybe if we hadn't been looking upward...I mean, hello, who in their right mind would be expecting to come across what we came across?
You want me to
TELL you what we came across? Are you sure you want to risk it? Right now you can claim total ignorance, even in
a court of law and
under oath that you know absolutely NOTHING about what we saw?
It's up to you...
I can tell you now, or you can wait until all the
dark stuff has
hit the fan and the official report is made public.
When will that be?
March 1st. That's when the official here-to-fore classified document,
NUDE DESCENDING STAIRCASE as documented by Joyce Richardson in her cozy mystery for the
Muse Publishing Inc. will be chronicled by its release.
So what will it be?
Wise choice. Just remember...
mum's the word till then.
You know absolutely NOTHING!
AND don't believe what you're hearing 'cause it is NOT true...okay it may be a teensy bit true. There was
Gotta run. Trouble is coming towards me and I'd just as soon not get caught
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