Ginger makes our world so richer and this is YOUR LEGACY
A queen is
is an important representative of
the Court she keeps close, and
Muse Publishing, Inc. has chosen wisely.
Humor...we all NEED humor to keep us from slipping over the edge into
It takes an incredibly agile mind to take
rotten eggs, and turn them into
please accept your
Coronation Robe...most elegant and fitting.
Allow me to pass your scepter. Notice the way it sparkles and glitters as you raise it shoulder high, as is befitting of one such as you.
And Majesty, please bow slightly
so I may bestow upon you the righteous crown of your office. It's not a typical crown, I know, but it signifies your rare and unique service to those of us who bow before you.
Gather round for Her Majesty to
recieve the honor of her official Coronation.
And to whom does the title of
MUSE OFFICAL QUEEN OF HUMOR go? Okay don't really think this is our TRUE queen. I confess.
But it made you laugh!
Well in your secret life, Your Highness, you will parade before us in your official vestments...
and may I say how exquisite you look.
Allow me to introduce Her Majesty, Queen Ginger Simpson, our most aristocratic representative of all that is funny!
Think you, that I make an exaggeration?
Let me introduce you to the Ginger who has earned this exhaulted title.
Ginger this is your COMEDIC legacy!
My Life is a Bowl of Toilets, and I Clean Them
My Life is a Bowl of Toilets, and I Feel Flush
Still not convinced?
Let me introduce you to Mrs. Ginger Claus.
What? STILL do not think Ginger has earned our regal coronation?
How about Rooster Ginger? If this doesn't do it, you need
to check your pulse. Cause you're
Majesty, so you know your successor will, when the time comes, do you proud...Meet Princess In Waiting,
All Hail Our New Queen...long may she keep us